tv at 5:30am

ok...so this morning when i got up to feed luke i decided to watch some tv. there was nothing but news ( not local ) and informercials. except one channel. there was one channel that held the kind of quality tv i was looking for...channel 9 ( fox ) had jerry springer. JERRY FREAKING SPRINGER MAN! needless to say i decided to kill a few brain cells and watch. the topic was "bizare fetishes" ( lucky me ). i only caught the last half where there was a guy in women's panties and gold tassels on his nipples ( he as not a small man either ). he was getting whipped by some dominatrex. the next one was the huge lady ( at least 350+lbs ) and the first thing she said was, " Jerry, I am a stripper, I am pregnant, and i am pissed." i laughed out loud right then ( i startled luke too ). good times