who are you?

last night after playing poker ( i came in second out of nine players ) i got home and played on the computer for a little bit. while i was playing the cell phone beeped. this was odd because it was past midnight and everyone i know should have been in bed. i pick up the phone and see i have a text message. this is also weird because i have only sent 2 text messages in my entire life and received even less. i look at the message and it says something like ," hey david you want to go out...wink wink." umm...ok. so i message the person back and i tell them i am not david and i have no idea who is texting me. the person then responds by asking if this was bryan. now it is getting weird. i asked who is texting me and he says his name is greg. i ask if his last name is taylor and he says yes. so i tell "greg" to call me because i was really confused. greg said he couldn't because he just has his wisdom teeth cut out and that is why i asked him to text me when he was ready to go out. finally i learn that this guy also has a friend named bryan that is 26 but he lives in new mexico. i ended the conversation when the guy said he was moving to kentucky soon and wanted to know if it was easy to meet girls here. weird.